Mr. Fred, who is the fattest guy in his locality, wanted to lose weight. He searched the internet, saw T.V., went to body building centers but his weight remained the same. One day Fred saw a T.V. Add about a weight loss plan. He was super exited. He signs up for the junior level weight loss plan. It promises weight loss of 15 pounds in a week'
Next day at his house, a beautiful naked blonde wearing only a pair of running shoes came with a board in her hand saying "if you catch me,I'm yours". Fred started running at her. She ran and he couldn't catch her.
This continued for a week. At the end of the week the company came and recorded the weight. He lost 15 pounds. Happy with the programe, he signed up for the premium weight loss plan. It promises weight loss of 20 pounds a week.
Next day a two beautiful red heads stood naked with a pair of running shoes and a board saying "if you catch us we will be yours". Fred tries to catch them but fails. This goes on for a week. This time he almost catches them. At the end of the week the company records his weight and finds that he lost 21 pounds. He was super exited.
He wanted to take the master weight loss plan. It promises weight loss of 30 pounds. But the company made him sign life insurance. They said it was dangerous. Fred said that he was ready for it. Next day at Fred's house, he was waiting for the girl. But a man with 300 pounds in a pair of running shoes and a big cock erection stood at his door with a board saying "if I catch you, you are mind". Fred ran for his life. Fred was supposed to lose 30 pounds but he lost 39 pounds!!!
Next day at his house, a beautiful naked blonde wearing only a pair of running shoes came with a board in her hand saying "if you catch me,I'm yours". Fred started running at her. She ran and he couldn't catch her.
Next day a two beautiful red heads stood naked with a pair of running shoes and a board saying "if you catch us we will be yours". Fred tries to catch them but fails. This goes on for a week. This time he almost catches them. At the end of the week the company records his weight and finds that he lost 21 pounds. He was super exited.
He wanted to take the master weight loss plan. It promises weight loss of 30 pounds. But the company made him sign life insurance. They said it was dangerous. Fred said that he was ready for it. Next day at Fred's house, he was waiting for the girl. But a man with 300 pounds in a pair of running shoes and a big cock erection stood at his door with a board saying "if I catch you, you are mind". Fred ran for his life. Fred was supposed to lose 30 pounds but he lost 39 pounds!!!
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